G: I'll kiss you right away when I see you later
D: Oh really?
G: Yeah.
*called again after 3 minutes*
G: What time will you arrive again?
D: 5-ish
...
D: But the drive home will take about 2 hours
D: And we'll might have dinner first
D: Then get Raffy
D: Then I'll get some rest before taking a bath
G: (interrupting me) Just tell me if you don't want to see me today
D: Hahaha
S: I saw RR yesterday.
Me: Really? Where?
S: On TV. We we're watching their game.
Me: Geeez, I thought foreal.
S: Me and Ate we're staring at him coz the camera's focusing on him. Like close up.
Me: Come on now.
S: Hahahaha.
I’m kind of buzz right now coz we started drinking since after lunch that’s why I’m taking a rest first while I blow infinite kisses for my bestfriend who’s still in mothafuckin LA and who I miss so badly.
Come back now, you little kid!
J: Is it ok to you if will take the MRT lang?
D: Gosh, of course.
J: Are you sure?
D: Uy ano ba. I ride MRT, LRT, jeep, bus, tricycle...
J: Sorry naman. Kala namin pang-kotse ka lang eh.
I don’t know if I’m gonna be pissed or something
but this whole commotion is just too funny to handle. Srzly.
I’ll react, but I don’t respond. Dig deeper, if ya know what I mean. *winks*
Our future uniform, ladies and gentlemen.
So last week, we had our annual measurement thingy for our new uniforms and as usual the management is on a power trip again to choose these lulzy colors. Good thing, I don’t wear uniforms at all since people from Sales and Marketing are always on field and we are expected to have that always-look-your-best type of outfits.
Long weekend means long line in the bank
T: Grabe, ang haba ng pila. 70 pa lang, 94 pa tayo.
D: I know. I'm late for our 3pm meeting. Patay!
T: Singit tayo kay J_ _ _. Use your charm.
D: Hahaha game on! Text him dali.
(Texted the New Account Officer: "Bakit ang pula pula ng....")
J: Ng ano?
T: Ask D.
J: Ms. D, ano yun?
D: Pasingit muna kami. We have a client call pa kasi.
(Got our passbook and went to the teller... After 10mins)
T: Thank you sobra.
J: Ano muna yun?
D: (pointing on my lips) Hahaha. Thank you.


